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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

The Michael Molovinsky Christmas Tree

The Molovisnky Christmas Tree
Although Christmas is supposed to be a time of good cheer, it's very stressful to miserable bastards like dour and misguided Michael Molovinsky. I keep trying to persuade him to be a nice guy like me, but he refuses.

He hates Christmas. When I first started posting pictures of trees from different municipalities, he suggested they might be illegal. I explained that a Christmas tree has nothing to do with any religion. I have pics now from 19 different municipalities, and he has been going batty as I post them.

Wait 'till I load the slideshow. That might send him over the edge.

This latest tree is from Hanover. Because it's next to a church and not really a municipal Christmas tree, I can't include it in the slideshow I'll be publishing on Christmas Eve. But I'm posting it here in honor of Michael Molovinsky.

The poor bastard needs help. The other day, he slammed Alan Jennings for randomly giving away money at Christmas, calling poor Alan a hypocrite. Other misanthropes like Scott Armstrong agreed with him. Then he slammed Fed Ed for collecting money for Salvation Army, (and we all know he's really good at raising money), and called him a hypocrite. When I defended Justice Eakin over those naughty emails, Molovinsky said he should be fired. Judge Panella suspended Eakin with pay, but Molovinsky is still miserable. He wants Eakin sentenced to 20 years in the electric chair.

I told Molovisnky he's a frickin' anti-Gentile and needs to lighten up. I offered to give him some of the valium I take for back spasms, but I ran out about 18 months ago. Had I given him some, the bastard would probably have dimed me as a drug dealer.

I really don't understand why Molovisnky acts the way he does when he has a good example like me.

After Christmas, Ron Angle is going to invite Michael to spread some sludge on a few of his farms. Maybe that will cheer him up.
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 23, 2015 at 12:11 AM

    Mike is right - Eakin should be fired. The other dirty old man was smart enough to retire.

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  2. Bernie O'HareDecember 23, 2015 at 12:26 AM

    The other dirty old man, who i incidentally supported and voted for, was something of a habitual SENDER and used his judicial address. And I would not have suspended him, either. I am apparently in the minority on this one.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 23, 2015 at 1:03 AM

    It's possible he's still not gotten over the thrashing he received last election from incumbent Julie Harhart, maybe evicting some tenants from one of his tenements will cheer him up.

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  4. Bernie O'HareDecember 23, 2015 at 1:15 AM

    He's tried that. He evicted me, and he's not even my landlord. But he's still in a sad way. Maybe he should go to a dentist's office and watch some teeth getting pulled. That always cheers me up.

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  5. michael molovinskyDecember 23, 2015 at 5:33 AM

    @1:15,4:56 and 5:19(so far), i'm glad you had such a good night's sleep. actually, a real holiday for me will be when DA Martin wins his slander and libel suit.

    bernie, some clarification if i may. i didn't call, nor do i consider alan jennings a hypocrite. i wish your readers a merry christmas, and you a lump of coal.

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  6. AnonymousDecember 23, 2015 at 7:03 AM

    MM is a beacon of truth and honesty in a very dark place called Allentown

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  7. AnonymousDecember 23, 2015 at 7:24 AM

    Happy Festivus to all of you! Now! I got a lot of problems with you peoples and you are going to hear about!!!

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  8. AnonymousDecember 23, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    Jennings is not a hypocrite --- just a sanctimonious pretender.

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  9. AnonymousDecember 23, 2015 at 10:09 AM

    Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. AnonymousDecember 23, 2015 at 10:24 AM

    Bernie,
    another gut busting belly laugh article¿!($ The Angle shit slinnging has a speicial place at this time of the year with gag gifts and all¿!($ MM would make a special holder of the hose end where the spewing of the human waste could be dirrected¿!($
    Similarly to the advertisemental agenceys he also edits out the truths and ommits facts because of stigma attached too and he must think it jumps through print¿!($ As I allways say happy easter!
    There is a story behind the eagal that flew the coop and is probably in a grant grab specialists pirates collection in bedlum in a small capcod¿!($
    redd
    patent pending

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  11. AnonymousDecember 23, 2015 at 10:53 AM

    "I explained that a Christmas tree has nothing to do with any religion."

    ... except for that whole "Christ" part of the word Christmas.

    I love Mike. But he should relax. After all, my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, was an observant Jew.

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  12. Bernie O'HareDecember 23, 2015 at 11:06 AM

    MM, Since when do you expect me to rely on facts? Not all the slurs come from the Blog Mentor. But i will delete them as they are posted. I got rid of about 4 or 5 before i left the blogosphere for the real world last night,

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  13. michael molovinskyDecember 23, 2015 at 11:07 AM

    @10:53, despite bernie's attempt at humor, i assure you that i have no problem with christmas trees or christmas. and if bernie is willing to dress in that elf costume, and hand out hors d'oeuvres at ron angle's christmas party, that's their business, even if it's very creepy.

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  14. JohnDecember 23, 2015 at 11:45 AM

    You guys are the Scylla and Charybdis to my Golden Hind. Keep up the good work, gentlemen.

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  15. TJDDecember 23, 2015 at 2:04 PM

    Bernie - the tree is not next to a church, but the Township's Community Center. Not sure if Hanover has a tree inside their municipal building.

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  16. Norco twinkDecember 23, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    Mm has an uncut chode

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  17. AnonymousDecember 24, 2015 at 2:06 PM

    @5:23 PM- You are an unmitigated ass. And a hating anti-Semite.

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  18. AnonymousDecember 24, 2015 at 2:32 PM

    If you can't get any you send emails

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