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Tuesday, December 29, 2015

I Speak Fluent cRaZy

In the courthouse last week was a sad couple apparently trying to get a passport, although they looked very little like jet-setters. They are probably still filling out the application. But they were a nice enough pair. The male, in particular, shouted "Merry Christmas!" after every question he asked.

"How much are these again? Merry Christmas!"

"Can we fill this out at home? Merry Christmas!"

Soon after they wandered off, the male returned to ask, "What is a Prothotonaotatary? Merry Christmas!"

I immediately answered, "The Clerk of the Civil Division."

"Oh, I learned something new today. Merry Christmas!"

After they left for the second time, the ladies in the Prothonotary asked me how I understood him.

"I speak fluent cRaZy," I answered.

I've had plenty of experience since I started blogging.

Merry Christmas!
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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousDecember 29, 2015 at 7:23 PM

    O shit bernie were is mr hidy hoe and Angle in this shit slinging story¿!($ Didn't read this one this morning because of boy pompuss puss 1, and over on mm's blog we have vegetable package goods as welll as drygoods RePresenting good commerece I was allways tought such substance is criminal but for the original circus location it is the norm¿!)$ For such illbehavior and ACTS ommitted the fat above has knowledge thereof and even incubates¿!($
    HAPPY EASTER!!!
    Just gotta shake my head while having a gut busting belly laugh¿!($
    redd
    patent pending

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