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Sunday, September 15, 2013
My Kind of Pol
Out of the water, clad in underwear, coffee mug in hand. A woman waiting to fill it for him.
If elected mayor, Jeff Wagner vows to stop going to strip clubs. He's "cool" with a salary of $100,000 per year. He's a Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party member. He just wants to get more votes than Captain Jack Sparrow. He claims that if he somehow wins, he'll be a babe magnet.
Could happen. This is Minnesota.
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Perhaps when Jim get out of Graterford he may consider a move.
ReplyDeleteThis is just the kind of thing that Agenda 21, is geared for.
ReplyDeleteHopefully the 9-12 project will keep this under close watch.
He's bathing and seems to like females. He's certainly not a liberal or Democrat.
ReplyDeleteMao Zedong would often bathe in the Yangze river. He also met with dignitaries in his bed while picking pubic lice from his crotch.
ReplyDeleteLBJ conducted off the record press meetings in the White House pool. He swam naked and required reporters to do the same. Helen Thomas was allowed to wear a bathing cap. But her hair still clogged the filter.
ReplyDeleteNext Lehigh Valley ad? Jum Gregory in a Speedo along with Mezzalooney in a thong bikini -- both with Glocks strapped to their hips. Ken and Barbie go gun nut.
ReplyDelete... actually meant "Jim" not "Jum" but "Jumb Dumb Gregory" works just as well. Maybe an ad featuring Jumb Dumb Gregory and Mezzalooney rising fully armed from a fetid swamp like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now. That would also work.
ReplyDeleteNow that is some funny s**t!
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ReplyDeleteI'm glad you deleted your comment on you own.
ReplyDeleteAh, Graterford.
ReplyDeleteAs an undergrad 30 years ago, I took a summer elective course called "Treatment of Offenders I", and we visited that place on a class trip. There was a wall that the COs chuck their key ring at, out of frustration, at the end of the day. Just a wall with massive chunks out of it, just inside the main entrance, before the big console. We also spoke with a couple of murderers, including one guy who killed a guy in a hold up but didn't get life. He was in the process of getting a JD from Villanova, courtesy of those of us who fill the trough.
Don't think, for one minute, we are any better than Minnesota.
-Clem
Will someone please tell Ron Shegda to please stop stealing the cookies!!!
ReplyDeleteBernie,
ReplyDeleteI really mean it this time. I can't keep the voices quiet. I was doing okay for a few months and really looking forward to getting up everyday, especially to read your blog. But these past few days have been difficult. So please don't get upset if something happens between now and then. I am sorry, but I can't get them to shut up. They are starting to hurt my head no matter what I do. I can't get them to leave or be more quiet. I am sorry because I was in a good place. And now all of a sudden I can't seem to find it anymore. I am sorry that I let you down. Please don't be angry with me.