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Monday, April 09, 2012

Nazareth Police Display More Sensitivity

Last week, I told you a Nazareth cop let me slide after I limped through a red light outside my estate. The Officer had me, but for some reason, let me off with a warning. I've since learned of even more sensitivity by Nazareth's finest.

According to police scanners, police found a man's body late Saturday night in the small creek that runs through the Gracedale property. His name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in the area. He was wearing black fishnet Stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple Lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an "I love Bernie O'Hare" T-shirt.

Police removed the "I love Bernie" T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

See there, Police do care.
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17 comments:

  1. Bill CokerApril 9, 2012 at 12:28 AM

    Thank goodness the police show such sensitivity. Would have hated to have seen the man embarassed.

    By the way, good one.

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  2. Montague TazewellApril 9, 2012 at 12:31 AM

    OH MY GAWD! Was that Ron Angle the police found in the creek?!?

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  3. Bernie O'HareApril 9, 2012 at 1:05 AM

    Bill, A friend sent me this. I can't even take credit for it, although I guess I have.

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  4. AnonymousApril 9, 2012 at 1:31 AM

    Sounds like the old outfit you use to wear in the courthouse. Remember, when the Court Administrator caught you and your "friend", in the bathroom.

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  5. Bernie O'HareApril 9, 2012 at 1:36 AM

    Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about.

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  6. AnonymousApril 9, 2012 at 8:23 AM

    Title of this post should be "Nazareth Police NEED more Sensitivity"

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  7. AnonymousApril 9, 2012 at 8:29 AM

    Was an account of that man being found ever published in the newspaper? Is there a link to the report on your blog?

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  8. Bernie O'HareApril 9, 2012 at 8:35 AM

    It's a joke.

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  9. AnonymousApril 9, 2012 at 8:48 AM

    You're one sick dude....but I love it. Good one Bernie. I'm still laughing. It's good to see someone able to poke fun at themselves.

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  10. AnonymousApril 9, 2012 at 9:02 AM

    Bernie,

    So much detail...are you sure?

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  11. AnonymousApril 9, 2012 at 10:00 AM

    The man died from an "OTTER' Bite.

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  12. AnonymousApril 9, 2012 at 10:13 AM

    I saw this joke circulating around through email. All Bernie did was substitute O'Hare for O'Bama.

    O'Brother!

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  13. Bernie O'HareApril 9, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    Like I said, a friend sent it to me, using me as the butt of the joke. I thought it was funny and posted it. I plagiarized him. I had no idea that he was a plagiarist, too. No wonder I like him.

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  14. AnonymousApril 9, 2012 at 12:05 PM

    Great post. Any results from the rape kit yet?

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  15. AnonymousApril 9, 2012 at 1:40 PM

    The appointed Sheriff can even solve this case!

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  16. AnonymousApril 9, 2012 at 4:34 PM

    No, the judges won't let him.

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  17. AnonymousApril 10, 2012 at 5:35 PM

    This could be the appointed Sheriff's first BIG CASE!!

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