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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

You Can Be a Bethlehem Bigot Until Friday

As I suggested yesterday, Bethlehem City Council screwed up and forgot to vote on one of the amendments to its amazing new civil rights law, which will eliminate discrimination forever. So now official they'll convene a Special Meeting this Friday at 5 PM.

So if you don't like the way someone looks and want to fire him, you have until Friday. After that, Bethlehem will suddenly become enlightened, just like Allentown.

One local businessman is already making changes. Bethlehem Escorts' proprietor "Razor Blade" Cosimo tells me he's already diversifying. "I'm hiring a few Asians and Puerto Ricans, capish? And who doesn't like lesbians? But "absolutely nobody from Jersey. The last woman I dated from that hell hole took everything I had."

Mayor John Callahan is expected to award Cosimo with a certificate of achievement for his commitment to diversity.

9 comments:

  1. They can't properly run the city and they waste time on shit like this. Good grief.

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  2. Has anyone shown carp this document - they'll probably have to read it to him.

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  3. It would seem that this is yet another embarrassment by council - they don't even know what they are voting on.

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  4. so bo when are you going to write about the city being sued once again for discrimination? try reading the express times from last thur/fri for the story

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  5. Try telling us about it here. How about a link.

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  6. Bernie -

    Does Bethlehem offer benefits to same-sex partners of city employees? If not, will this legislation affect that?

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  7. Of course. There can be no discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.

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