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Wednesday, December 08, 2010

A-Plus Masturbator Found Dead

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20 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 8, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    Taking things into one's own hands is not always the best course. RIP.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 8, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    Perhaps he had a "stroke"? Or he was "rubbed out"?

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  3. AnonymousDecember 8, 2010 at 7:40 PM

    I think he use to be a school bus driver in Bethlehem

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  4. Bernie O'HareDecember 8, 2010 at 10:46 PM

    I heard he was always willing to lend a hand.

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  5. AnonymousDecember 8, 2010 at 10:46 PM

    What a jerk off...

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  6. AnonymousDecember 8, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    you beat me (off) Bernie...

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  7. Bernie O'HareDecember 8, 2010 at 10:52 PM

    The autopsy reveals he had just turned blind.

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  8. AnonymousDecember 8, 2010 at 10:59 PM

    His name was Harry Palms. RIP.

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  9. Bernie O'HareDecember 8, 2010 at 11:03 PM

    He did great handiwork.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 8, 2010 at 11:24 PM

    Was it the culminaton of a lot of hand work ?

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  11. Bernie O'HareDecember 8, 2010 at 11:41 PM

    I'm sure he's in heaven, feeding the ducks.

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  12. AnonymousDecember 9, 2010 at 12:02 AM

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  13. AnonymousDecember 9, 2010 at 1:09 AM

    I only got an A-Minus in that subject

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  14. AnonymousDecember 9, 2010 at 1:35 AM

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  15. Bernie O'HareDecember 9, 2010 at 1:37 AM

    Sign your name, coward.

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  16. AnonymousDecember 9, 2010 at 2:12 AM

    A previous post is erroneous. His name was Jack Doff.

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  17. AnonymousDecember 9, 2010 at 3:30 AM

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  18. AnonymousDecember 9, 2010 at 7:34 AM

    ...

    Tnstead of coming he went...

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  19. AnonymousDecember 14, 2010 at 2:15 AM

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  20. Gustavo MuchachoDecember 15, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    I went to that A Plus with my fishing pole but I didn't see anywhere to fish.

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