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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Jerry Seyfried's Sexy Cousin


The only picture I have of Jerry Seyfried is of him posing with a wart hog, which many of you have mistaken for me. But did you know that sexy Amanda Seyfried is his cousin? For real!

What the hell happened?

13 comments:

  1. Besides her obvious hotness, why should we care?

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  2. Hotness is in itself a reason.

    Jerry tells me she got her good looks from him. That could explain why Angle liked him so much.

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  3. We are not interested in Angle's sexual preferences. Is she Jerry's first cousin or some distant so-called"cousin"?

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  4. She's the daughter of his cousin, so that makes her a second cousin. Not quite a kissin' cousin.

    Maybe I shouldn't have posted this. Jerry's in hot water right now. He was driving his wife nuts around the house, so she told him to join a club or go shoot his bow and arrow.

    When he got home, Julie asked about his day.

    "Oh, I just went down to the courthouse and hung out with the guys. And, oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."

    "What? Are you nuts? You're 67 years old and you're going to
    start jumping out of airplanes?"

    "Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

    "You crazy old man, where's your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

    "Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for five jumps a week!"


    (Anybody who knows Jerry knows his humor).

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  5. You know, Jerry is cool.

    I've been to his house - his collection of political campaign buttons is to die for.

    I may not subscribe to his politics, and he has been, on occasion, pretty rude to me...

    but he's still cool.

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  6. You're just saying that so you can meet Amanda.

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  7. She is a great actress, loved her in Mama Mia.

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  8. So did I. I hate admitting this, but I loved that movie.

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  9. I always wondered if there was a relation there. However, I never thought it because there is absolutely no resemblance. I know Jerry and his brothers. See absolutely no resemblance. Where did her genes come from??

    By the way, since everyone's coming out of the closet on this, I might as well. Love Mamma mia!!

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  10. Momma mia was the ultimate chick flick. You are all gay!!!

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  11. I think they are first cousins once removed, not second cousins.

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  12. Catharine, I bow to your superior knowledge of consanguinity. I believe you are correct.

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