Northampton County Council member Ron Angle swears that this telephone conversation really took place last Friday. To confirm that, I'd have to call his colleague, Lamont McClure.Secretary: "Angelos law offices, how may I direct your call?"
"Lamont McClure, please."
Secretary: "Who shall I say is calling?"
"Charles Dertinger."
McClure: "What's up, Charles?"
"Lamont, this is Ron Angle. You're 0 for 2 and about to strike out. I skunked you on the Council VP, the Council appointment and next time it will be the solicitor."
McClure: "Let me put you on hold."
"Sure."
Click.
Angle tells me he has also sent Hallmark cards to McClure and Dertinger. "They have to be Hallmark. That's when they know you really care." I decided to confirm whether this really happened, and called McClure.
Secretary: "Angelos law offices. Asbestos is our game. We'll find someone to blame."
"Is Lamont there?"
Secretary: "Who shall I say is calling?"
"It's me, damn it. Joe Long, Democratic Party Chair, Chair of the Northeast Democratic Caucus and Bethlehem Housing Authority Commissioner. Get McClure on the phone now!"
Secretary: "Right away, sir."
"Right away, what?"
Secretary: "Right away, Your Magnificence."
"That's better."
McClure: "Hello, your Wonderfulness."
"Lamont, it's me, Bernie. Is your refrigerator running?"
Click.
If Angle skunked him why did lamont nominate Angles guy after voting against him? And why did the other Dem's vote for him the second time around?
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Let me ask you a question. Is your refrigerator running?
ReplyDeleteIs your refrigerator running. That's funny. Always will be.
ReplyDeleteI got a million of 'em.
ReplyDeleteSlow news day BO?
ReplyDeleteAnnoys the hell out of you, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteDo I need to say a word?
ReplyDeleteNO!
ReplyDeleteI was in the Daily Show's book. "America".
ReplyDeleteright next to clarence thomas or was it ruth ginsberg.
ReplyDeleteKnock off that juvenile humor.
ReplyDeleteThis is STUPID makes Northampton look like a bunch of child!
ReplyDeleteYes, I agree completely. This childish nonsense does not belong here.
ReplyDeleteGod some people are so immature!
ReplyDeleteIs Bernie there?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxwr884mtxg
ReplyDeleteI brought this on myself, but I have to admit I'm laughing my ass off.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQQiFp1z0UM&feature=related
ReplyDeleteC'mon now.
ReplyDeleteAlright.
ReplyDeleteI am really upset to see people take this once fine blog and just drag it through the mud. Have you no decency?
ReplyDeleteI'm a noted Irish fashion critic. Bernie always looks fetching.
ReplyDeleteIs this Moe's Tavern???
ReplyDeleteYes who are you looking for?
ReplyDeleteI'm looking for a Homer.
ReplyDeleteHomer Sexuall.
Is there a "Homer Sexuall" here?
ReplyDeleteCome guys HOMER SEXUALL!
Anyone know a HOMOSEXUAL !?
Gee Moe you've never been married! HaHaHa
ReplyDeleteIf I ever find out who you little spamming rats are!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll rip your skull off and paint my walls, with yer brains!!!
And shove starving dogs up your butts!!!
My name is SIR HARDEN THICKE and I am shocked and appalled by your comments. I have Mr. O'Hare's back and I will be the first to stick it to him if necessary.
ReplyDeleteStop picking on Moe.
ReplyDeleteI'm upset no one was "Ivana Tinkle"!
ReplyDeletephone rings..."if its for me im not here" :):) favorite line at the Two Guys Hotel in south Bernie street in Nazareth, Pa
ReplyDeleteI am 1:52 pm.. I will fess up. It was a bit of a trivia question. I wanted to see if anyone remembered the Two Guys Hotel on S Main st in nazareth. It later became the Shamrock for many years and I think it is now apartments. Back in the 1970's I worked at Kraemer textiles.... I loved that old place.
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