I admit it. In addition to leaving the toilet seat up, I often completely miss the bowl when I take a whizz. I'm a lousy shot.In some public urinals, engineers paid gazillions of dollars have come up with the idea of etching a big but realistic fly design on the porcelain. Our hunter instincts take over and we instinctively aim at the imagined fly, reducing misses by 80%.
Part of the finishing touches to the $43 bazillion courthouse renovations include the installation of new, similarly designed, urinals.
They've gone too far.
Burne - good post. No one is more familiar with Norco bathrooms than you !
ReplyDeleteWhen I was 15 a girl I was friendly with had a sweet 16, at the East Stroudsburg VFW.
ReplyDeleteMy buddies and I laughed when we used the mens room. The urinals had targets. They were naked women with their legs spread!
NO JOKE!
Talk about classy and kinky!
I wonder how many local drunks well I leave that for the imaginations.
Well Since You Brought It Up!
ReplyDeleteClick on my name for a video dedicated to this very issue.
(NOT MINE)
Hey, I know that guy!
ReplyDeleteIs he in the urinal so that he can take revealing photos of politicians?
Hmm...
No I know why he gets pissed off. He's getting pissed on.
ReplyDeleteI heard a rumor that they are using pictures of ROn Angle as the target. Dertinger approved them!
ReplyDeleteMy doctor says I have a "growing" problem.
ReplyDeleteRe: previous "stringer" post:
ReplyDeleteRuh oh.
MC lapdog O'Hare turns on his handlers Glenn Kranzley and Dave Erdman.
Must be trouble in "Blogger Tuesday at The Morning Call" consultancy aquiver paradise :)
sounds like Villa is at it again
ReplyDeleteYeah, I had to close comments on the stringer post temporarily. He may have the negative energy to post the same spam and over. It is done solely to harrass, annoy and inconvenience. It has no legitimate purpose.
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