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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A Not So Wile E Coyote

Excavators are tearing up all the farmland and some woodlands around the Northampton Crossings shopping megacenter, which despite the name is actually located in Lower Nazareth Township. Warehouses, a new Target and hotels will decorate the new, much wider, roads.

Naturally, this screws up all the wildlife. So some stupid coyote walks into Sears, looking for an Acme Rocket Sled or an Acme Self-Guided Aerial Bomb or something. First, he gets shot with a tranquilizer gun and is driven off in a pickup truck. Then, some Wildlife Officer figures this mutt might have rabies, so they chop off his frickin' head.

Lehigh Valley With Love says it best. "Rest in two pieces buddy."
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 10, 2008 at 12:24 AM

    I hate when they do that!

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  2. Bernie O'HareDecember 10, 2008 at 1:00 AM

    Yeah, it really hurts.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 10, 2008 at 7:16 AM

    But not for long.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 10, 2008 at 4:51 PM

    I loved the quote from Chief Seiple who said it's not unusual to see coyotes in the area - just not at Sears. How true, given their preference for mail order shopping.

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