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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Penguins Are Marching to Lehigh Valley Zoo

They're smelly. Noisy. Do things that make no sense. Ridiculous-looking. No, I'm not talking about bloggers.

Penguins are coming to the Lehigh Valley Zoo, according to a news release just issued by Lehigh County. They must be pretty damn excited about these sushi-eaters because they forgot to say when.

Allentown's crime rate is going to shoot right back up.

5 comments:

  1. They would feel at home in Mt. Pocono, this winter.

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  2. You mean, global warming won't be an issue for them? LOL!

    j/k

    I haven't been to the LV Zoo yet, but I hear it's fun to visit.

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  3. fun place to visit. if they are as cool as the penguins you used to illustrate, I might have to start dressing like one myself.

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  4. Penguins! They are one of my favorite birds. They were the best characters in Madagascar. Just don't visit them when they molt, it's pretty gross.

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  5. "They were the best characters in Madagascar."

    Great movie! My fave is King Julian.

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