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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Miss Pa Pageant in Nazareth Again ... Where All the Pretty People Live

It's hard to have stunning good looks like me. Women constantly chase me all over the place at the courthouse, giving me no peace. As a matter of self-preservation, the Lehigh Valley's really gorgeous people live here in Nazareth. It's our only chance at a normal life.

But it's that time of year again. Beauty show time. As usual, the Miss PA Pageant will take place here in Nazareth. I'll probably be on that catwalk again.

1 comment:

  1. That guy is much better looking than you, Bernie.

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