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Friday, February 01, 2008

Why the Hell is Bill White Looking For Lesbians ...

... when he can have this?

Alycia Lane, recently released from her contract at KWY-TV after an unfortunate early morning misunderstanding with half the New York City police department, is suddenly available.

But the Morning Call had better act fast! Word on the street is that Vince McMahon's WWE has already offered her an on-camera job.

16 comments:

  1. at first I thought it was a photo of Ron Angle in drag. Then, perhaps Bernie's blow-up doll!

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  2. She is so freeking gorgeous!

    It's not fair.

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  3. No really, it's not fair.

    I'm now convinced there is no God.

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  4. Has it come to this? You're now posting pics of hot babes?

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  5. Bernie, is this the lady friend you mentioned? I didn't know you were a WWF kind of guy! Do you two wrestle at night? I guess we now know the truth of how you hurt your back in your jeep!

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  6. I don't really "get" Bill White. What's this about lesbians?

    Sorry, boys.

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  7. Q. What about the e-mailed bikini shots that helped get Alycia fired? They need to be examined ...

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  9. Since when is she a "latina?" Since she was fired?

    She should carefully examine the standard contract for her business that says "report the news, do not make news".

    She was only about three years from losing her looks and being replaced by the new model.. TV Cynic

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  10. Dottie, As Bill admits, he's trying to attract more teenage boys to his blog. I had to do this because he's in fact stealing them from mine.

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  11. Bill,

    Alas, those emails have never been publicly revealed.

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  12. Chris, The friend I mentioned is no lady. He'll be visiting you Saturday night.

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  13. Annon 7:28

    Angle in Drag would look like Angle in Drag, that is not good.
    In fact if you crossed Jackie Gleeson and Divine, thats Angle in Drag. Now excuse me while I get sick.

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