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Friday, December 07, 2007

A Christmas Ditty For Easton and Allentown


The Curmudgeon is a miserable bastard. But he won last year's Christmas parody contest with "O' Little Town of Bethlehem" - a hilarious, yet chilling, prophesy for post-casino Bethlehem.

He's at it again with a new Christmas ditty, sung to the tune of Siver Bells.

Silver guns, silver guns
It’s shooting time in the city
See them bleed, hear them scream
Soon they will be D.O.A.

City sidewalks, bloody sidewalks,
9-1-1 on speed dial,
In the air, there’s the sound of more gunshots
Children dying, people crying,
It’s all done in the new gangland style!

Doesn't this just make you want to go out and throw yourself in front of a truck? You can read the rest of this heart-warming Christmas carol over at LVPoliblog.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 7, 2007 at 2:12 AM

    BO, he's as nutty as you!

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  2. AnonymousDecember 7, 2007 at 9:04 AM

    Jeez, now that's low!

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  3. Bernie O'HareDecember 7, 2007 at 9:19 AM

    The truth hurts, you bastard!

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  4. Dear MaddyDecember 7, 2007 at 9:44 AM

    I have answered the call losers! Take that Hah!

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  5. riverDecember 7, 2007 at 1:48 PM

    Bernie.. that was great, I only wish I could laugh harder but I can;t. You told the absolute truth. How on earth can we stop all this gang, druglord crime? Many of the Easton shootings in the last year involved drug thugs from Camden, Newark, the Broncs.. they hop on I-78 and its easy on easy off to make Easton a new drug capital. Blacks that never worked a day in their lives are driving $50,000 Cadillacs and have a supply of drugs and guns to back it up in their cars to police their new drug turf. The real police can do nothing until these thugs commit a crime, and by then 3 people may be shot to death. How on earth can we stop this?

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  6. riverDecember 7, 2007 at 1:49 PM

    For 4 years Mitman could care less... Easton will be the new Reading

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  7. AnonymousDecember 7, 2007 at 2:22 PM

    Easton in a word:

    DUCK!

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