Micek started this crap earlier this month. He posted a provocative picture of the Guv, and asked you to come up with a caption.You own views are appreciated, especially if they differ from mine. But remember, commenting is a privilege, not a right. I will delete personal attacks or off-topic remarks at my discretion. Comments that play into the tribalism that has consumed this nation will be declined. So will comments alleging voter fraud unless backed up by concrete evidence. If you attack someone personally, I expect you to identify yourself. I will delete criticisms of my comment policy, vulgarities, cut-and-paste jobs from other sources and any suggestion of violence towards anyone. I will also delete sweeping generalizations about mainstream parties or ideologies, i.e. identity politics. My decisions on these matters are made on a case by case basis, and may be affected by my mood that day, my access to the blog at the time the comment was made or other information that isn’t readily apparent.
"And I said 'Midge, Catherine is THIS close to losing her battle with sanity'."
ReplyDelete"Doc, can you help me? That pump ain't working."
ReplyDeleteLadies and Gentleman, this is the thickness of a neocon's skull.
ReplyDelete"Of course our state can keep I-78 open if we only get this much snow...this is Pennsylvania! "
ReplyDelete"and Sam said a stack of $100's this thick!"
ReplyDeleteSir Dude
Thats the amount of Bullshit they are feeding you.
ReplyDelete"I swear Midge, I only went this far with Sam Bennett! Seriuosly, she's not that good. If she was I would have made her a Senator or something.""
ReplyDelete"Hey, Leave Sammy Bennett alone! She's already agreed to only steal half the state grant money I gave her. And she only needs this much more in campaign contributions to pay off her debts. Then she'll be gone!"
ReplyDeleteThe Republicans made me bend over, but they only got it in that far!
ReplyDelete"Sam's chances of winning are about this much, but I'll still pay her way!"
ReplyDelete"So I saw DeWeese in the bathroom the other day, can you believe he is THAT small?"
ReplyDeleteI saw Angle at the nudist camp and all I can tell you is...
ReplyDelete"All right, I admit it. She could only take this much but I gave her the grant for POM anyway."
ReplyDeleteWe were this close to meaningful property tax reform. Then Lisa Boscola and Bernie K screwed everything up.
ReplyDeleteThere is this much truth to everything I say.
ReplyDeleteGod, these are all pretty good.
ReplyDelete'O'Hare worries me this much' and by the way, who the hell is O'Hare.
ReplyDeleteReporter: "He's Ron Angles man servant".
Lost in the County
"I feel this tall when standing next to a real politician.."
ReplyDelete"My mind; I lost it. It's about this big, and it's out by itself.
ReplyDelete"I crush you. I crush you. You're dead. I crush you with my finger, press."
ReplyDelete" I've got an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dotted peepee, that I saw for the first time today"
ReplyDelete"Sam Bennett is lying. I'm way bigger than this."
ReplyDelete"I wish I had at least this much credibility"
ReplyDelete"The collective intelligence of the GOP leadership in the house and senate fit between these two fingers," replied Gov. Rendell.
ReplyDelete"And how would you measure the collective intelligence of the Democratic leadership in the house and senate," asked a reporter.
"By showing you the left overs of the cheese steak I left on my plate after lunch," chuckled the governor.
"Hey it's still bigger than Dubya's!
ReplyDeleteThe amount of credibility I have with the people of Pennsylvania I mean..."
That was funny Julian b/c it's true.
ReplyDeleteLVDEM,
ReplyDeleteI know.
It is so true.
That's why it's funny
True hence, funny
with appologies to Dane Cook
"Political challengers have this much chance of voting out incumbents, so Blogger?.... STFU!"
ReplyDelete"How much I care about what people think of my tax hikes."
ReplyDelete"After adding what I consider to be Philadelphia's absolute needs to the budget, there's only this much left for the rest of the state.
ReplyDelete...Oh, wait, that's what I promised to Sam Bennett already."