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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Bush Activates Storm Troopers in Rose Parade

PASADENA, CA: After seeing Darth Vader lead two hundred storm troopers along Colorado Boulevard in yesterday's Rose Parade, President Bush decided to send them to Iraq. "I'm a war president. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign-policy matters with war on my mind." Bush is convinced that white storm trooper uniforms are cooler in desert heat and have a powerful psychological impact. Vice President Cheney agreed. "Let's face it. Do we really want American soldiers running around in berets? That's French, damn it. No wonder everyone is talking about giving up. We need something that truly reflects our Force as we spread democracy to oil-rich nations."

Bush is reputedly also considering an executive order replacing "Hail to the Chief" with the "Star Wars Imperial March."
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6 comments:

  1. Chris CaseyJanuary 2, 2007 at 7:41 AM

    That's hilarious! What's even funnier is I saw the News clip and remarked that Bush lives in such a fantasy world, he probably thinks thgey are real!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2007 at 8:25 AM

    Unfortunetly, this may be closer to the truth than you intended. As noted on a number of "national" blogs, the BBC has reported on the forthcoming speech by King Bush. Based on info from some un-named, but high level source, Bush is going to call for an increase in troops in Iraq to help quell the insurgency. No additional training to bring the Iraqi army up to snuff. No discussions with the likes of Iran or others in the region. Etc....
    In short, forget the ISG, don't listen to the Joint Chiefs, and screw the will of the vast majority of voters in this country.
    The decider has decided to, now get this, change course (via a last desperate act to save face). What an asshole.
    dg

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  3. Bernie O'HareJanuary 3, 2007 at 8:27 AM

    Spike, Who cares? Anybody who wants to see an execution can find that in numerous places, and Saddam's execution was on Drudge. Watching a human life get smothered is my idea of obscenity.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2007 at 1:33 PM

    That's disgusting, Spike Rogan!

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  5. Bernie O'HareJanuary 3, 2007 at 5:31 PM

    Spike, Listen, you have the right to post what you want. It's your blog. But I'm bothered by the death penalty, even against evil tyrants. And no matter how one feels about the death penalty, few of us are impressed by snuff films. They're disgusting. It's bizarre, dude.

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  6. Bernie O'HareJanuary 4, 2007 at 10:18 PM

    OK Spike, I see your point. But as a person who has ALWAYS opposed the death penalty, even when I was a prosecutor, I'll take a pass.

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