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Friday, November 03, 2006

Pat Robertson Claims Kerry Joke and Missile Tests a Gift From on High

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingSomebody must be slipping funny stuff in Pat Robertson's age-defying protein shake again. Last night, he told his CBN 700 Club audience that the Kerry joke and recent Iranian missile tests are a gift to Republicans from on High.

But the Almighty flatly denies He had anything to do with either incident. In a late night telephone interview, he said "Look, I'm getting a little sick and tired of that old bastard. Wait until the next time he tries to do a 2,000 pound leg press. Missile tests a gift from Me? What the hell is he smoking? If I wanted to send a gift, I might send a coffee mug or something, but missile tests?" Before I could ask another question, the Omnipotent One hung up. I think he's pissed. It's thundering all over.
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9 comments:

  1. GortNovember 3, 2006 at 3:09 AM

    Are you sure it's thunder, what did you have for dinner?

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  2. Bernie O'HareNovember 3, 2006 at 7:31 AM

    Et tu, Gorte?

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  3. Bernie O'HareNovember 3, 2006 at 7:32 AM

    dg, Personally, I'm taking a shower. I think rapture should be here any minute and I want to be ready.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 3, 2006 at 7:37 AM

    I think the lighting bolt has hit Republicans because kerry made an ass out of himself and no one but the poltical pundits care

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  5. Bernie O'HareNovember 3, 2006 at 7:41 AM

    Personally, people who claim God is on thir side scare the hell out of me. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this what "Islamic fascists" think?

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  6. AnonymousNovember 3, 2006 at 11:04 AM

    On the subject of jokes

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  7. Bernie O'HareNovember 3, 2006 at 2:35 PM

    Ryan, That's one of the most biting satires I've seen in some time.

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  8. PA progressiveNovember 3, 2006 at 4:23 PM

    Gee, I'm wondering how Pat is describing Ted Haggard and his crystal meth/male prostitute scandal hitting the news?

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  9. Bernard P. FifeNovember 5, 2006 at 9:15 AM

    If churches are going to preach politics from the pulpit, they should start paying taxes.

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