From time to time over the years, some of my fans will claim I get special privileges accorded to no one else. But yesterday, Rutiger Martinez proved it to me. He took me to the restroom next to the Recorders Office and said, "They installed a special urinal for you because you're the biggest prick here!"
This is untrue. I never got the bathroom.
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love no dividers. "hey, nice cock!" "thanks for noticing. yours is a beaut, too!"
wide stance, good times
I always use the one that is the smallest and closest to the floor so people next to me think that my pecker is bigger than it actually is.
those are actually bidets bernie. i sweat. try one out....
Bernie, rumor has it that you’re hung like a pimple. True?
I love you....lol
“Bernie, rumor has it that you’re hung like a pimple. True?”
Am unable to say. Have not seen for several years.
Yo BO, Maybe your buddy rugger can figure this out? Some say the probation officers got a raise, some say they did not get a raise. Some say their pay scale is exactly what it was last year, others say it is 2% more but only from august on. Others say it is frozen until next year. What is exactly going on?
Is this “Tasteless Friday”.?
Declarations of love come in many forms. I probably would have picked one perfect, long-stem American Beauty rose to express my sentiments, but hey, roses die. Porcelain lasts forever.
Bernie, you may not have seen it on a while the lower ones water is wetter and deeper.
You had better watch out rumor is people in the Northampton county court house are planning a epstien from the smaller urinal.
anon 11{22, people are not surprised by Lott and McGee votes, they are only there for the unions. The big shocker was Hefner and Zirinski. People were surprised that they are so ant-non union county employee. They really disappointed people who supported them.
Ahh... The infamous courthouse... well Bernie it is better to be recognized as a pimple then being labeled with and suffering with "MSN" which there are many concerned some have there even blogger's and it stands for Mclure's Sanitary Napkin. Its symptoms are when not matter what the guy screws up and how much he sucks as a county executive some look the other way and find the dandelion on a pile of poop-
God Bless and have a great weekend-
Signed,
The Voice of Reason
Bernie, you're a pisser.
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