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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Why Jerry Seyfried's Dog Smokes

Former NorCo Exec Gerald E. "Jerry" Seyfried is sending this email to his pals. He used to be my friend. He just got back from Alaska. He had to end his fishing trip early because I reported him to PETA. 

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS  ABOUT HIM.
YES, HE BIT 6 PEOPLE WEARING TRUMP T-SHIRTS...
4 PEOPLE WEARING VOTE REPUBLICAN T-SHIRTS, INCLUDING A POOR SLOB WEARING A GOVERNOR CHRISTY FOR VICE PRESIDENT T-SHIRT...
2 CAR DRIVERS WITH SENATOR TOOMEY BUMPER STICKERS...
2 FLAG BURNERS...
 A SUSPECTED ARAB TERRORIST AND BERNIE THE BLOGGER
SO FOR THE LAST TIME. .
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
AND NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH AFTER BITING THE BLOGGER. 

5 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Love it. You have good friends Bernie.

Anonymous said...

Bernie,
Were in the blue juice guzzling hell did you find this clip?!($

Anonymous said...

Luv it. Great clip, Bernie.

Anonymous said...

I laugh every time I read this. Good one B.O.