Conservative or Liberal, Deist or Pagan, Jersey transplant or Lehigh Valley native, we're all in this mess together. Let's talk. Let us do no harm. Today's one-liner: "The shortest way to the distinguishing excellence of any writer is through his hostile critics." Richard LeGallienne
I'll be handing out copies of Lehigh Valley Ramblings - The Book, to the little bastards. That oughta' scare the shit out of them. Executive John Brown is handing out consultant contracts. Northampton County Bulldog Ron Angle is offering free wills. Barron von Footinmouth had a really neat Halloween ecard for everyone, but his email privileges were blocked again. Nazareth Police Chief Thomas Trachta is stocked up on cupcakes. At the stores, there's been a run on Tricia Mezzacappa costumes.