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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Caught In the Rain

After a hiatus that went on for 18 months, I've finally begun my exercise regimen again, trying to knock off a few tons. I'm on my third week, and am walking between 1-3 miles per day. Last night was a 2-miler. It started out nice and sunny, but once I was one mile out, it began to rain. Then it began to pour.

I sought refuge on the porch of a nearby funeral home, and decided to lie down and stretch a bit. Unfortunately, and this has happened to me before, I fell asleep.

Someone at the funeral home woke me when he opened the door and asked if I was a new customer.

Not yet.

I hauled ass.


Anonymous said...

You are lucky you weren't cited for loitering.

Bernie O'Hare said...

I 'm lucky I wasn't embalmed.

Anonymous said...

You aren't alone. I got caught both tonight and last night in downpours.

Besides, your friend was also probably following you - and I don't mean God.

Anonymous said...

Lol that's a funny story

Whethervain said...

What's the chance of us doing the (new, improved & lengthened) Saucon Rail Trail in the near future? Or is your bike out of commission? It'd take about 3 hours out of your day; Tuesday's are out.

Bernie O'Hare said...

I'll do it. Did it two years ago quite a bit. Hey, I'm theree weeks into fitness. I need another month, and then the fat man will smoke your ass.