Monday, April 08, 2013

Fake Rev Will Fight Me in "Riotousness"

Fake Reverend Mario Martinez of Forks Township has called me out for some sort of duel.  I won't link to his hate-filled blog, but he's all worked up. ... Again.

After "publically" calling Ron Angle, John Stoffa and yours truly "LIARS," he proclaims that he's ready to battle me in "riotousness" so that I can satisfy my "demonic desire." He wants me to stop talking and "name the time and place". He warns that he's a man, not a cross-dresser like me. I can throw the first punch, and then I "will see all kinds of stars" because he knows how to defend himself. "I will show you what I mean. Yes...I will love you to death, Bernie. I will love you to death."

Alrighty then.

I've consulted with Satan. Since the time and place is up to me and my evil powers zenith in darkness, I am naming the boat marina at Lake Nockamixon, Tuesday, 3:30 AM for our conflagration. I am guest hosting a witches' coven nearby around midnight, so that's what works for me.

I might be a little late, Fake Rev, so just wait. After all, patience is a virtue.

12 comments:

Alice Kooper said...

Actually Bernie the witching hour is at 3 AM. You are losing a major advantage by going with 3:30 or later.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Satan told me I'm still good at 3:30.

Village People Indian said...

Mario always did have trouble dealing with his anger, "love you to death" sounds kinda kinky.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Gee, I hope so. I'll wear a new dress.

Anonymous said...

yeah, i'd stay away from that whole "love you to death" thing. seems mario may have some of his own demons he's wrestling with.

Monkey Momma said...

Riotousness is my new favorite word! It seems I cannot say it 5 times fast, but it is a GREAT word.

Anonymous said...

There really is a nearby witches coven. It's usually quiet this time of year. It's nice for them to get a little play in the off season. Good work, Bernie, and good luck.

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Bernie O'Hare said...

I'm sorry, but I can't allow comments advocating violence against anyone. You were fine until the very end.

Anonymous said...

How much longer should I wait here for you O'Hare???

Bernie O'Hare said...

i'll be there any minute.

Anonymous said...

I gotta puke