Monday, April 08, 2013
Fake Rev Will Fight Me in "Riotousness"
After "publically" calling Ron Angle, John Stoffa and yours truly "LIARS," he proclaims that he's ready to battle me in "riotousness" so that I can satisfy my "demonic desire." He wants me to stop talking and "name the time and place". He warns that he's a man, not a cross-dresser like me. I can throw the first punch, and then I "will see all kinds of stars" because he knows how to defend himself. "I will show you what I mean. Yes...I will love you to death, Bernie. I will love you to death."
I've consulted with Satan. Since the time and place is up to me and my evil powers zenith in darkness, I am naming the boat marina at Lake Nockamixon, Tuesday, 3:30 AM for our conflagration. I am guest hosting a witches' coven nearby around midnight, so that's what works for me.
I might be a little late, Fake Rev, so just wait. After all, patience is a virtue.