Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Today, the Planning Comm'n; Tomorrow, the World!
Judy Henckel, who apparently prefers salamanders to Angle, tried to have the vote tabled because there was no letter of interest. Angle responded by tearing a sheet right out of my notebook, then walked up to Supervisors with a three word letter. "I live here."
It was spelled right, too.
Earlier that night, Angle told Supervisors that he has 32 years of government experience, wrote the Township's zoning ordinance himself, invented the "one good acre" concept and is very close to finding a cure for the flu.
After the vote was over, there was so much commotion that people had to ask who voted against Angle.
It was Judy Henckel and Bob Gerwig.
"You two just wait and see what happens when you have something before the Planning Comm'n," joked Angle.
At least I think he was joking.
Henckel then asked Angle if he'd like to serve on the Parks and Rec Board, too. "That's too much," he answered. "I'm semi-retired.,"
According to Fake Rev Mario Martinez, Angle is related to Satan in some way. I think they're first cousins, but Satan denied it.