Sunday, April 08, 2012
Who Stole Those Ten Commandments, Damn It?
So it is written.
And verily, I so unto you that so it has passed that someone has walked off with Ron Angle's Nine or Ten Commandments plaque.
Angle, while a Council member, hammered one into the Council chamber wall.
He used to like checking off each one as he broke them.
Ron tells WFMZ-TV69 that this theft is a slap across the face of every Christian.
He forgot to mention that the Jews got 'em first. Charlton Heston was a Jew when he got the original from God. Then he took them all from Egypt to the Planet of the Apes
No matter. Ron's on a roll, and is offering a gazillion dollars to get that plaque back.
Naturally, the Fake Rev - phony Christian that he is - is claiming that the thief must be Angle, John Stoffa or me. He has absolutely no evidence, but maybe Jesus has been talking to him through the TV set again.
Well, I happen to know the little bastard who did steal that damn plaque. He's been using it to prop up a short leg on one of this chairs. When he heard about the reward, he called me and asked me to tell Ron he's willing to sell five Commandments back to Ron for $750.
I'll pass that on today.
No word on whether Ron gets to pick the five.