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Sunday, February 05, 2012

Deer Visits Norco Courthouse, Goes Crazy

According to Northampton County Executive John Stoffa, a deer attempted to get inside the Northampton County Courthouse last week. But it tried the employees' entrance. Not having an ID card, it was denied access to the building.

I have no idea why it was trying to get inside. Some think it wanted to file a custody action. Others are convinced it was seeking a PFA from some rutting buck. But like many people who leave the Courthouse disappointed, the deer went berserk. It ran back to the parking garage, remembered it doesn't drive, and smashed the glass by one of the doors.

"It was last seen running up Washington Street," Stoffa told Council last week.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

With all the guns in Easton, that deer is a meal before it reaches 10th Street.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised the parking garage damage isn't being pinned on Marco Andretti!

Untouched Takeaway said...

Maybe it saw an "Otter" and thought it was old home week at the courthouse.

UT

Anonymous said...

Wanted to file a deed about property in West Easton

Anonymous said...

After it heard how they treat criminals better the the sick and elderly, it turned tail and got the Hell out of there.

Anonymous said...

He was hunting for Controller Steve Barron, he was told he was "A Deer in Headlights"

Bernie O'Hare said...

"After it heard how they treat criminals better the the sick and elderly,"

I am sure the sick and elderly are well cared for by haters like you.

PippySqueek said...

Maybe it got denied its Right to Know filing and was looking for the person with the big rubber "NO" stamp...

Anonymous said...

Was its' name Prudence?