Friday, February 18, 2011

Who Is This?

Kathy Frederick and Bill White both have an interesting "What is This?" feature, where they ask readers to identify some mysterious object. It's all very light-hearted and fun. No controversy.

I'd love to do something like that myself, but as most of you know, I'm a bottom-feeding blogger. Being noncontroversial would be bad for my image. I've just reached a milestone where one of my readers sends me pictures of dead Nazis. Not everyone can claim that status.

So instead of "What is This?", this occasional column will be called "Who is This?"

If you look at the picture I have posted, I want to know the identity of the bald guy, not the dude eating his own finger. I'll give you a few hints.

* He's there almost every night for several hours.

* He sits at the same barstool every night, and his asschecks have actually now molded into the wood.

* He's a politician.

* He's not Reverend Mike Dowd.

I'll give you an answer sometime soon. Class dismissed.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

T J Rooney?

Anonymous said...

Jen Mann?

Anonymous said...

Scott Parsons

Anonymous said...

Lisa Boscola.

Where do I collect my prize?

Fly on the Wall said...

Get a life BO!

Anonymous said...

Who is this?

The man who will defeat Ron Angle in the fall election.

Anonymous said...

You must have a soft spot in your heart for Josef Goebbels as you are now acting as the Minister of Propaganda for your patron.

Does this mean that personal attacks, however lame, have free reign on this blog as the campaign unfolds? If so,

How bout this contest:

Put up three photos of the triplets separated at birth Heinrich Himmler; John Wayne Gacey, and Ron Angle ask: Who has caused more harm to more people?

Anonymous said...

Burn-Man, how did you get so familiar with the topography of this man's nether regions which, by the way,have more credibility and honesty than Mr Angle's whole body.....

Bernie O'Hare said...

Did I strike a nerve?

brenda said...

Good morning....now I hate to post when Bernie and I are on at the same time, but I guess I dont have a choice.

People still insist that we are one in the same!

I love the idea for the "who is this" feature. I love it so much that I may even share a photo now and then.

I have no clue who this man is

Anonymous said...

Burn-Man, when I saw you taking up two seats at Ron's Town Hall Meeting this past Wednesday night, I knew you had the ability and inclination to not only light many fires but to fan the flames of geo-political issues!

Anonymous said...

Ron Angle without the Russian hat

Anonymous said...

the ex governor of pennsylvania

Anonymous said...

we knew it wasn't dowd... this man has too much hair to be confused for mike dowd :)

Bernie O'Hare said...

Brenda, Looks like we're on at the same time again.

Bernie O'Hare said...

"when I saw you taking up two seats"

Actually, it was only 1 1/2 seats.

brenda said...

I have a photo of Gerry Gross mooning a reporter from his landscaping truck.

Did you know that the DUI center was just expanded to a DUI and deadbeat dad center?

Its starting now...soon it will climb into the misdemeanor list and then maybe, we will have a PA death row in the tiny little burb that used to be quiet.

The council was lobatamized for free 5 years ago by a renouned neurosurgeon, name witheld

Artie Lange said...

It is Baba Booey

Duh !!!

Anonymous said...

Joe Brennan after crashing his car in the parking lot.

Anonymous said...

jerry siegfreid

Anonymous said...

Burn-Man, I ended up sending the photo to the Forensics Lab at NCIS where Abby used facial recognition software and spectrographic analysis to determine that this is the person who is going to save Northampton County!

Anonymous said...

IT'S BRENDA...

Anonymous said...

it`s a Northampton County tip staff

Anonymous said...

Angles lover?

Anonymous said...

3:28 - no that's the pervert ohair

Anonymous said...

It's the Dali Lama!!

Anonymous said...

"Call me Charles" Dirtinger without his wig.

Anonymous said...

Scarnatti and Corbett at the Marcellus All-You-Can-Eat Grill?

Wait, lets backpeddle. That's the Pay-Fair-Market Value Grill once you have been caught?

Anonymous said...

The father of the Teabagger Movement

Anonymous said...

Having the embarassment of Angle as your representative on Council would drive any sane man to drink. Of course you and your buddy had to be in the same bar.

Anonymous said...

No clue Brenda?
Brenda no clue?

It is Rons' successor
Anyone care to sign a petition for this man to get on the ballot
I'll be circulating it this week.

Anonymous said...

Bernie I swear to Jesus
If Ron wants to keep his position on the council
The only thing he can do is change his vote to keep Gracedale
pooh pooh it all you want
he is a goner without the vote change
all the pretenD "I dropped my court challenge" shit
isn't going to cut it
as stupid as some of the voters are up here , they ain't THAT STUPID
MARK IT DUDE

Anonymous said...

Bernie
How many of the barstools you sat on are permanently disfigured?

Bernie O'Hare said...

Heh heh, pretty many.

Bernie O'Hare said...

"If Ron wants to keep his position on the council
The only thing he can do is change his vote to keep Gracedale"


He will not change his vote. He will win. Gracedale will be sold. And in a few short years, it will be seen as having been the right thing.

Bernie O'Hare said...

"I'll be circulating it this week."

At every saloon you can.

Anonymous said...

No saloons
I don't partake

Anonymous said...

He will not change his vote. He will win. Gracedale will be sold. And in a few short years, it will be seen as having been the right thing.

And he will have been gone for all those years
However I don't agree, it will be seen as a mistake

like I said if he doesn't come to his senses he's gone

and allow me to add even if he does ....it is gonna be bad for him

even the folks up his way have had enough..

keep diluding yourselves though

Anonymous said...

This is off topic ....like way off.....however, more snow.....I can't stand it, I want to know if anyone ever heard of a product SNO-SEAL? I used to get it at the Army /Navy store in Nazareth however they are out. I don't like to go to the mall area Army Navy. does anyone know where I can get some locally Bethlehem Easton Nazareth?
Thanks
Mr. Wet Boots

Anonymous said...

"If Ron wants to keep his position on the council
The only thing he can do is change his vote to keep Gracedale"

Oh please, don't change his vote, we want him off. We are the laughing stock because of this buffoon.

Anonymous said...

is it Tony Rybak? I see the water bong under his bar stool.

Bernie O'Hare said...

close.