Today's one-liner: "The shortest way to the distinguishing excellence of any writer is through his hostile critics." Richard LeGallienne
It needs a new home now. How about the Lehigh Valley zoo no one ever goes to? That will bring people in. It will be like the Roman Coliseum.
Sell it and send the money to Chile to help with earthquake relief.
new job for you Bernie - whale trainer
Punishment? All he is gonna get is a slap on the fin. I gotta stop feeding you my lines at courthouse lunchtime :-) Or maybe I should give you more material.
Liz, I need all the help I can get. I'll be stealing more of your lines in the future and can't wait 'till you start doing some comedy bits again.
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It needs a new home now. How about the Lehigh Valley zoo no one ever goes to? That will bring people in. It will be like the Roman Coliseum.
Sell it and send the money to Chile to help with earthquake relief.
new job for you Bernie - whale trainer
Punishment? All he is gonna get is a slap on the fin. I gotta stop feeding you my lines at courthouse lunchtime :-) Or maybe I should give you more material.
Liz, I need all the help I can get. I'll be stealing more of your lines in the future and can't wait 'till you start doing some comedy bits again.
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